The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, copy this into your profile.

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

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I'm a 17 year old atheist who wants to join the church because it's the based and traditionalist reactionary thing to do, can someone fill me in on what Christianity is all about?

𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖕 𝕺𝖓 𝕾𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝕬𝖗𝖊 𝕴𝖓 𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕽𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝕺𝖋 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕷𝖎𝖋𝖊

Big ass weed blunt. TWO things of apple juice. Carton of goldfish cracker. Hentai.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY FUCKER" then copy and paste.

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When Your Aunt that's a Doctor On yo Mama Side come to the Hood and See The Weed man trying to Holler at her from The 3rd floor 

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

Bears do not have constitutional rights.